Favorite Drinking Quotes

We want your favorite, funny, awesome quotes about the OLD DEMON ALCOHOL!
We're talking HOOCH, MOONSHINE, REDEYE, JUICE whatever you want to call it we want to hear about it.

Please take a minute and send us your very best quote and we'll post it here along with your first name so you
get bragging rights next time you're at the bar!
email quotes to: quotes@wineandbeerwalk.com

  • “Without question, the greatest invention in history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
    was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza”. Dave Berry
  • “I drink to make other people interesting”. George Jean Nathan
  • “Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it is the
    thirteenth or fourteenth”. George Burns
  • “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?". W.C. Fields
  • “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it”. Rodney Dangerfield

Ok now its your turn. Send us those quotes!
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